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How do they operate the Muppets when they’re standing next to someone? Magic? Or maybe midgets?

Caitlin
13 hours ago
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Kermit’s pretty much the head Muppet, right? Like President Muppet?

Caitlin
13 hours ago
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When I have a baby, it’s going to be cut out of me. They’ll just put me to sleep and I’ll wake up with a baby!

Caitlin
3 days ago
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I know you don’t believe in ghosts, which is silly, but you just haven’t seen as many as I have.

Caitlin, on ghosts
1 week ago
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I wish the cat had hands and could bring me things.

Caitlin
1 month ago
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I love robust ferrets.

Caitlin
1 month ago